lovedoesntdie

distimiya:

don’t let tumblr make you believe that

-smoking is cool

-being a narcissistic bitch is acceptable

-trusting nobody is healthy

-starving yourself will make you beautiful

-hating everybody is okay

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

omgtsn:

pleased to meet you i’m birb

omgtsn:

pleased to meet you i’m birb

bahbumplug:

when u put on a song u like at a party that no one knows

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well-metaphoricallyspeaking:

avalonwolf:

This is what I do with my evenings

oh. my. god.